My Malay labmate suggested that I fast for a day. I'm not quite sure about it even though ppl tell me I'm fat. What's worst, my mum said I'm fat, which is quite unusual for her to say that coz all these years, she tells ppl that I'm skinny and eat like a cat. 

Right now, with my Malay friend, sitting near me, happily and willingly fasting, I thought I could just follow suit. But I'm thinking of this:

HOW LAR?!

Can't I just think of a salad?